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Old 05-30-2004   #21
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Why a guy is swimming in his thoughts.......

because he got water in his brain.....

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Old 05-30-2004   #22
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YES SIR........TERRORIST SECURED......LOUD & CLEAR!!

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Old 05-30-2004   #23
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Funny story

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 05-30-2004   #24
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lol lol lol. And i thought this was a true story!!!!
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Old 05-30-2004   #25
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Hush! it may explode



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Old 05-31-2004   #26
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This is one of the funniest stuff i've ever heard... Don't miss it:
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Old 05-31-2004   #27
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lol lol lol great song
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Old 05-31-2004   #28
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good eh??

BTW YAY!!!!NEW FORUM
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Old 05-31-2004   #29
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the new forum sucks!!! the older forum was more bright and easy to read....
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Old 06-01-2004   #30
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A cross-eyed woman comes round to a cross-eyed medical
he says: singly, please
and the woman: I come round to the one near the window
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Old 06-01-2004   #31
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the new forum sucks!!! the older forum was more bright and easy to read....
Noooo I like this more
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Old 06-01-2004   #32
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i) why did the chicken cross the road?
answer: Because it wanted to

ii) why did the turkey cross the road?
answer: chicken's day off!!!
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Old 06-01-2004   #34
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Old 06-01-2004   #35
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Since 1-April-97, competition has been very keen in Singapore's cellular phone market due to the new entrant M1. Before that, there was only one operator, that's why no one covers more of Singapore than Singtel Mobile, absolutely no one.

AMPS was the first system that Singtel launched, an Ageing Mobile Phone System. After that they realized that the system is outdated and they put up another system ETACS which the subscribers were not very happy about because it was Extremely Tough to Access Call System. Then came the 2nd generation cellular technologies, which Singtel was working with Ericsson to implement - GSM. After some time, Singtel found that things are Getting Slightly Messy, so they decided it was time to go into 3rd generation technology, PCN. However it is a very Poor Coverage Network and every time subscriber wants to make a call, they Phui Chao Nua because they can't get thru.

So Singtel decides to rename PCN to the GSM1800 Network, or Get Some More Idiotic Bums Onto Our Network.

M1 initially also use GSM and they learned from Singtel's experience that GSM is not so good either, so M1 goes for CDMA, after several delays in the official launching, M1 knows that this so-called advanced system Can't Do Much Anyway.
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Old 06-01-2004   #36
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hehe, not bad...where did u get that one from?.....
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Old 06-01-2004   #37
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@Hobowarrior:

Google > search > joke singapore
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Old 06-01-2004   #38
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kk, try this one--->


Once there was two Norwegian and a swedish testpilot who flew a SAAB- JAS fighter plane. Suddenly the plane caught fire and everyone realize that they'll have to bail out. The problem however seems to be that there are only two parachutes in the plane. The swede suddenly interrupts, "Intellektet mitt er for stort til at det kan gaa tapt. Jag tar den ena skjaarmen och hoppar." [My intellect is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. I will take one of the parachutes.] Then he goes and the two Norwegians is left. "What are we going to do now?" one of them is asking. "Well, we'll just jump. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack."
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Old 06-01-2004   #39
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@Hobowarrior:

A Swede, German, Norweigan and Dane are standing at the top the Eiffel tower. The Dane screams "for Denmark" and jumps. The German screams "for Germany" and jumps. Finally the Swede screams "for Sweden and pushes down the Norwiegan.
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Old 06-01-2004   #40
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@Hobowarrior:

Do you have something against black people?
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